Firbolgian Freedom Front!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:04 pm
<taps microphone & raises paw to quieten the crowds>
Friends, Firbolgs, Hibernians!
We are gathered here this day to witness the long-awaited Rebirth of Firbolgian Liberty!
Let us be caught no longer between the Scyllian Hammer of Celtic Disregard & the Charybdian Anvil of Lurikeen Ridicule!
Let us cast off the Yoke of unjust Elvine Domination & re-ignite the Fire of Freedom which burns with such Hadian Fervour deep within our Noble Firbolg Breasts!
Alone we are Mighty, but together we are the Rock which will Smite Asunder the Decrepid Chains which so Cruelly bind us!
<breathes in deeply & roars>
Firbolgs, Unite & Fight!
<raises clenched paw & accepts the adulation of the masses>
Friends, Firbolgs, Hibernians!
We are gathered here this day to witness the long-awaited Rebirth of Firbolgian Liberty!
Let us be caught no longer between the Scyllian Hammer of Celtic Disregard & the Charybdian Anvil of Lurikeen Ridicule!
Let us cast off the Yoke of unjust Elvine Domination & re-ignite the Fire of Freedom which burns with such Hadian Fervour deep within our Noble Firbolg Breasts!
Alone we are Mighty, but together we are the Rock which will Smite Asunder the Decrepid Chains which so Cruelly bind us!
<breathes in deeply & roars>
Firbolgs, Unite & Fight!
<raises clenched paw & accepts the adulation of the masses>