4 year grab bag thing

[Trez]

I really laughed at this one:

Stun and Run

My best memory would have to be running to the old MPK with a FG. I play a cleric (Toluse) and another FG hit us. The only two left standing was a big ol ugly troll and me. I ran, trying to get away and hide so I could come back and res. I did the obligatory, "don't release, I'll res you" and proceeded to make my way back out of the foray.

The troll followed me. Now, he was one mean guy, but I stunned him (back when Smite was something to have a little of) and I would run.. heal myself a little and get some endo.. then stand back up and run.. mez, heal, endo, run, stun..

This lasted quite some time as my group lay there "listening to me", "the troll is standing right next to me, stunned.. need endo.." and I am betting that troll was beyond livid. I did no damage to him, but I made it all the way back within sight of the APK when I finally missed a stun and he ganked me.

That had to have been the "most earned" kill in Mid history.

Toluse Fontenot
Merlin

[Asterixxx]

Where do you find the funny stories? id like to read some

[Gamblor]

Mine would be :

1. As my friar , I'd just gotten IP , this was in the time before everyone had BB's and it was just after SI , so not everyone was SC'd. 2 Ns's and SB jump me. I take the SB first , start on the 1st NS , kill him i was on about 25% hp at this stage , so as the 2nd NS starts to leather me i IP , This must of frightend the Poor ickle Luwi and he jumped off of the mile gate, however becuse i got him to about 30% he dies from the fall =).


2. As my Champ here on Pryd , I was lvl 38 , i managed to navigate my way across DF to Alb side solo ( very proud of myself for that .. and no it wasn't just Luck ), i get to the Alb Entrance , but no one there , So i fink to myself , i'll log behind teh exit and pwn some lowbies when i do log back in. as i do /q a Norseman Isen hera in read appearts infront of me , i panic and run away ... it took me about 10 mins before i head back and try to log out again , but again the Middy is there ... but i just stood up and attacked. I truns out they where AFK , they where fully Toa'd as well. So i'm trying to bash away as fast as i can , becuase i'm sure they will just come back and 2 shot me , however i kill them . i went from RR1L1 to RR1L4 getting 1600 rps in the process =)

[Trez]

Where do you find the funny stories? id like to read some

Right here, fridays grab bag

http://www.camelotherald.com/more/2279.shtml

[Aran_Thule]

Three from me, two in old emain at MMG(self buffed), last at APK:
Battle of the Albion Blockade:
45 minutes of sneaking and volleying as the albs held the mile gate, multiple close shaves and the highlight was killing a inf 3 times in a minute, he must have got really annoyed. <grin>
Got over 8k from that then after albs finally got defeated i went through the milegate, killed a troll and rested happy.

The long awaited victory:
Survive and defeat the attack from a buffed RR7 shadowblade that attacked me, we both used everything but this time luck was on my side and i won.
(and yes i do have the chatlog)

Bot Volleying:
Managed to kill Arduarys <sp> BB (was a hobby of mine) and got a PM from someone telling me:
"Nice one now get the hell out of there, a dozen alb stealthers just unstealthed at AMG and are heading your way"

[Lieva]

my fav memory has to be a relic raid (think aran leading)
saw the person who was carrying the relic get killed and the relic just lieing there with enemys about so i just ran up to it and grabbed it and waited a little for the enemys to be killed then said in group 'that i had the relic '





had that in sig for a while also

[Gamblor]

Stop. Hammer Time.



My favorite memory of Dark Age has to be two years ago when a lot of people from all realms on Kay (125ish) decided to go over to Merlin and roll /level'd troll thanes and form the guild Hammer Time. The idea was to go play with what was considered to be a "gimpy class" and see what kind of mayhem we could cause, especially in Thidranki. As luck would have it though, while we were getting organized to port to Thidranki in Svasud Faste Midgard's relic keep came under attack, so a lot of us level 20s rushed out to the Relic Keep to successfully defend Midgard's relics.



Once done there we all ported on over to Thidranki. It was quite a sight to see all the little Albs that were camping the portal keep scatter when an army of trolls came rumbling down the hill after them. Once we hit the CK (which was controlled by and defended by the albs) we destroyed both doors and the Keep Lord in no time.



After that we figured what the heck, time to see how far we can get in Emain. So we charged the Albion Portal Keep, killing everyone at the keep. A lot of us made it inside the portal keep and killed the bots that were parked in there before ultimately being obliterated by the keep guards.



Once we got to Emain, we ran into a group of high level Hibs at the MMG...poor hibbies. We gave them a one way ticket right back to their bind stones. But then, on our way to the AMG we had the misfortune of running into a group of Albs that had a couple of Ice Wizzies with them, and they sent us packing back to Midgard.



But all was not lost. We once again rallied our forces and rolled right back out to Emain, but this time with some friends. Some level 50 Mids that were amused with our antics that night decided to roll along with us for a bit. We ended up killing another group of Hibs and two groups of Albs on our way to our goal... none other than Dun Cruachon. The level 50 Mids took care of the guards as we busted our way through the outer gate, and then the inner one. We steamrolled a few defenders on our way to the Keep Lord, who surprisingly enough fell with ease to us.



And then Hammer Time, the guild formed a couple hours earlier in the day, became the proud owners of Dun Cruachon with the 1000bps we had earned in the couple of hours we had been playing.

:gopack: :gopack: :gopack:

[Satyn]

Mine would be my wedding with thand. The effects, the ppl there, Gandelf as our priest (dear god) ....

And all off the friends that came and went again and the ones that stayed.

[Mojo]

This one time at mage camp i stuck a wand up my arse.

[Gamblor]

This one time at mage camp i stuck a wand up my arse.

and the wand backfired .. hence .. no hands ;P