ok...what!?

Sharkith · Post by **Sharkith** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:58 pm

Takitothemacs wrote:There you go.. the front view. (in front of Hatshepsut's temple)

nope you look nothing like my wife.

The temple looks like my house though... well kind of

Thandruil · Post by **Thandruil** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:10 pm

Sharkith wrote:nope you look nothing like my wife.

The temple looks like my house though... well kind of

I got a temple like that in my yard where i put my lawnmower in

, next to the Pyramid where my dog sleeps

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Xcerus · Post by **Xcerus** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:49 pm

looks like ml5 dungeon to me - trying to get ml's done irl?

Post by **Xest** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:30 pm

Takitothemacs wrote:There you go.. the front view. (in front of Hatshepsut's temple)

Is that a new artifact encounter in Stygia?

Sharkith · Post by **Sharkith** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:14 am

it is Xest but the scrolls to active the T-Shirt of Pwnage are really really hard to find and it only levels in bed. So any under performance and you don't get exp. Adding is right out too.

<ankh> · Post by **<ankh>** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:15 am

Grymligast wrote:Heh in Sweden the box will cost 15euro

Aye, I bought it for 15€ (well, preordered it ofc)

/Ankh

OohhoO · Post by **OohhoO** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:20 am

Sharkith wrote:it is Xest but the scrolls to active the T-Shirt of Pwnage are really really hard to find and it only levels in bed. So any under performance and you don't get exp. Adding is right out too.

It will be enlightening to see who gets their T-shirt to lvl 10 first then!

Takitothemacs · Post by **Takitothemacs** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:33 am

lol aye was funny to see some of the irl statues and stuff that obviously provided the inspiration for the Stygia stuff in TOA... not to mention some of the mobs born out of the gods of the ancient egyptians.... trials of atlantis my backside... Trials of ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt... ah well its only a game

Xcerus · Post by **Xcerus** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:53 pm

Atlantis was supposed to be somwhere in the med/agean so having stuff from loads of different places is probably not far off

Sharkith · Post by **Sharkith** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:39 pm

OohhoO wrote:It will be enlightening to see who gets their T-shirt to lvl 10 first then!
<wonders what the stats are>

hmmm not sure who would be teh first to have the uber T-shirt of pwnage.

Level 1 ability. Aura of puppyness/kittiness. The user can activate the T-shirt of pwnage in so doing (s)he will develop puppy like eyes (or kitten like depending on what turns you on) and can direct their stare at anyone who will fall under their spell for a period of 2 mins. Very useful for the quick fix when you forgot to do something because of the game also useful for avoiding foreplay*. Re-use timer every 24hours.

Level 2 +5 stat cap enhancement to dex while in bed

Level 3 +5 stat cap enhancement to con while in bed

Level 4 +10 stas cap qui while in bed

Level 5 ability. Insight in teh bed. You know what he/she wants so you can finish and get back to teh relic raid.

Level 6 proc of arousal. When the insignia of DaoC is rubbed against it can proc hormone releases that serve to heighten arousal in bed. Your partner will be so aroused that (s)he will not notice you browsing the internet. It is intended to allow you to be able to read teh forums while otherwise engaged**.

Level 10 Ability ze sex god/godess of pwnage For the duration of this ability you are ze sex god/godess of pwnage. Your partner will be so captivated and impressed by your prowess/sensitivity and insight that they will immediately forget all the times you have ignored them because of Dark Age of Camelot. Reuse timer every 30 days***.

* developers note: 2mins should be long enough for most.
** developers note: don't wear it on public transport please.
*** developers note: We need to keep their subs going.