Ten things druids say just before they quit playing

[Kesxex]

if you aint happy with your druid then reroll?

And that's the reason why we see so many casters and tanks who would have happily played a druid ! And know how to do it all better because they made RR2 in Thid and never got any rps since on their druid ! :immediate :aladin:

Hehe, just joking. But it would really help druids (and other healers) if people stop bitching and see to their own tasks instead of bitching.

[Cryn]

Druids are so easy to play. You just stand outside Ligen doing nothing. I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Seriously, though, I rolled a druid as my first Hib. Got to Thidranki, saw the way the wind was blowing and rerolled. He stayed level 24 for over 2 years. Recently I got him to 25 by accident. I hope it's not given him the wrong idea.

[Sharkith]

I'd really love to see the bard equivalent. I'm guessing it would feature strong comments about Stick! Tell me you are out of speed before we are three zones away! Stick! Cancel hastener! Stick! Someone pan the camera! Stick!

<pleads guilty>

demezzzzzz !!! demezzz!!

"Haven't you noticed I am mezzed too?"

[Sharkith]

Druids are so easy to play. You just stand outside Ligen doing nothing. I don't know what all the fuss is about.

rofl

[ambera]

Bard complaints:

(If they don't have water breath) fgs guys buy water pots! how hard can it be?

<pleads guilty>

Jump! Jump now! FFS JUMP NOW ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE?

<goes to get player from other end of frontier>

[Overdue]

You forgot the old frontiers problem.

"Buff me plz"
"I would buff you mate, but as you can see the whole group just got wiped and I'm currently ooc"

[Seanpaul]

<bard uses half a pow bar on AE mez interupts>

/g wh1at 212yo21u all1 do212ing 2tsuck to me12w/?

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[bard]: ready?
[g1]: r
[g2]: r
[bard]: ok moving
[bard]: inc
g3 was killed by albscout!
[bard]: wtf? where are you?
[g4]: need buffs
[g3]: soz unstuck when afk
[g5]: omfg noobs
g5 has left the group
meszes sends: mate wat good spec for bard?
[bard]: ok stick up going back for g3 :<
meszes sends: mate?
g6 sends: fck this lot lets duo
finfarmer sends: you ml10?
you send '50 blunt rest reg/music ' to meszes
[finfarmer level 50 animist breifine]
you send 'i'm ml10 soj got no fop' to finfarmer
you send 'too zergy for that' to g6
leechscout hits you for 100
you are hit for 20 damage
[g7]: back
you are hit for 20 damage
you cast purge spell!
[g7]: i came unstuck
You cannot cast this spell while mesmerised!
g1 was killed by highRRsolosorc!
You cannot cast this spell while mesmerised!
You cannot cast this spell while mesmerised!
g2 was killed by highRRsolosorc!
You cannot cast this spell while mesmerised!
You cannot cast this spell while mesmerised!
g4 was killed by highRRsolosorc!
[g6]: omfg demez!!!!
[g1]: do smth omg
[g2]: /send g1 bard shit not doin nuffin lez duo
[g2]: mt meant guildy bard for run tomoz
[g6]: ^.^
You have gone Linkdead press escape to exit!

[Amedor]

Why did you waste a purge on the bow bleed or whatever they call it? :x

[Aneline]

A story from Of "mid excal"

Late one night i desided to have a solo run in odins with my rr6 female dwarf savage. I run to hmg have a look around and it's empty, so i take off towards amg, as i aproch i see a an Sb fighting an merc. now the following happens.

Random Sb sends : Dont Add.!!! "at this time i was still inc, and no where near him"
- seconds later
Random Sb sends : Heal plz.!
Me : I'd love to but i cant.!
- the merc wins the fight, the merc high on adrenaline or very self asure desides to attack me with 10% health left, needless to say i made short work of him and.......

Random Sb sends : Why you not heal me ? Rp horny ?
Me : m8 i cant heal people, would rock if could tho,
Random Sb sends : Pffft whatever..
- at this point i begin to run towards Atk
Random Sb sends : WTF.!! your not going to rezz me ???
Me : mate I'm not a seer
Random Sb sends : Fu.!! i saw you were dwarf.! ok i remember you name and not heal or rezz you or invite to my grp's ever.!
Me : Eh ok ? well i'm a savage, and last i checked we dont have heal or rezz
Random Sb sends : LoL..lmao dwarfs cant be savage only troll and kobbie.!
Me : ok mate,
Random Sb sends :thx for no heal and rezz, welcome to my blacklist
me : heh blacklist ?
Random Sb sends : dont pm me.!

* i still have chatlog of it and know the chaps name, but not going to post that since it's a long time ago this happend but it sure made my evening

[Lieva]

has he not heard of /who <name> or were you anon