Firbolgian Freedom Front!

OohhoO · Post by **OohhoO** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:04 pm

<taps microphone & raises paw to quieten the crowds>

Friends, Firbolgs, Hibernians!
We are gathered here this day to witness the long-awaited Rebirth of Firbolgian Liberty!
Let us be caught no longer between the Scyllian Hammer of Celtic Disregard & the Charybdian Anvil of Lurikeen Ridicule!
Let us cast off the Yoke of unjust Elvine Domination & re-ignite the Fire of Freedom which burns with such Hadian Fervour deep within our Noble Firbolg Breasts!
Alone we are Mighty, but together we are the Rock which will Smite Asunder the Decrepid Chains which so Cruelly bind us!

<breathes in deeply & roars>

Firbolgs, Unite & Fight!

<raises clenched paw & accepts the adulation of the masses>

Post by **Lairiodd** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:25 pm

Were there microphones in the olden days ?

Alexandrinus · Post by **Alexandrinus** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:54 am

OohhoO wrote:<taps microphone & raises paw to quieten the crowds>

Friends, Firbolgs, Hibernians!
We are gathered here this day to witness the long-awaited Rebirth of Firbolgian Liberty!
Let us be caught no longer between the Scyllian Hammer of Celtic Disregard & the Charybdian Anvil of Lurikeen Ridicule!
Let us cast off the Yoke of unjust Elvine Domination & re-ignite the Fire of Freedom which burns with such Hadian Fervour deep within our Noble Firbolg Breasts!
Alone we are Mighty, but together we are the Rock which will Smite Asunder the Decrepid Chains which so Cruelly bind us!

<breathes in deeply & roars>

Firbolgs, Unite & Fight!

<raises clenched paw & accepts the adulation of the masses>

rofl

Post by **Lieva** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:50 am

Lairiodd wrote:Were there microphones in the olden days ?

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sure there was

t-rex used it all the time

Dardalion · Post by **Dardalion** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:07 am

Banana wrote:-
sure there was

t-rex used it all the time

And then he crashed his car! .. also off topic, i wondered if you also shove pencils up your nose & wear pants on your head ??

Post by **Lieva** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:52 am

only when ive had enough to drink

Gandelf · Post by **Gandelf** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:10 pm

No! Elves are ze superior race! Ve haff der King Lug to prove ziss! Yield to ze superior Elves or ve vill haff you shot!

Xcerus · Post by **Xcerus** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:16 pm

*A lurikeen at the back giggles*
hehehehe
Noble Firbolg Breasts!