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another joke.

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A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
Dannys's house to look for money and guns, and finds him and Ellen in bed.

He orders Danny out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying Ellen to
the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.

While he's in there, Danny tells Ellen: "Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
sex, don't resist, don't complain or struggle... just do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you."

Ellen responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, you fool. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
love you too!"

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..and thats the story how Danny lost his virginity.

/Ankh

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Post by Elrandhir »

Nasty..hahaha!
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Post by Koila »

BWAHAHAHA marvellous ;) Interesting way to happen danny ;)
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Post by Amedor »

Thought he lost his virginity on the subway because he left it lying around on a seat and forgot to pick it up before getting off
Retired until further notice

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Post by Galadra »

i feel sorry for danny, no wonder he is crippled
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