S**t
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:12 pm
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t!
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
and tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t,
horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t,
or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain s**tty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head..........
Well, S**t Happens!!!
Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t!
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
and tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t,
horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t,
or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain s**tty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head..........
Well, S**t Happens!!!
