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Galadra · Post by **Galadra** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:57 pm

pepper wrote:My favourite: "Fools never die"

sorry--u missed out there..i die every day=)

Galadra · Post by **Galadra** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:02 pm

My favorites are
:
Martinie dry...shaken not stired

Hol'a seniour qu'e pas'a?

this 1 time at band camp..(said by me)..i stuck a...WHOPPS (said by ellen)

I just got pied on...said by Stifler in AP2

I can taste the bubbles Said by urs truly stifler AP2

Man gimli you wont get any chicks with that beard..you ought to cut it you fetish dwarf..orginally from Lord of the rings..said by aragorn and legolas..they said it like the smurfs and they all lived happyli ever after

Post by **Lieva** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:26 pm

all of them on http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Woody_Allen/11

Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that from.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

You're only young once... you can be immature forever.

I can please only one person a day, and today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

OohhoO · Post by **OohhoO** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:53 am

I always liked Clint Eastwoods "Opinions are like arseholes - Everybody has one"

Goiby · Post by **Goiby** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:58 am

I Think mines gotta be -

"I Dont know what weapons will be fought with in WW3,
but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"

deep man....deeeeeep

Moley:) · Post by **Moley:)** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:10 am

think my fave is from L4Y3R C4K3 - Get this un f*cked right now!

Wyst · Post by **Wyst** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:24 am

My Favourite is

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness" which is my adopted quote for work

Second is

"I do not wish to be a member of any group who actively want me as a member"

Wyst

Moley:) · Post by **Moley:)** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:32 am

Your damned if you don't and your damned if you do!

Lifes a bitch until you marry one

Sh*t don't just happen, Sh*t takes time

pepper · Post by **pepper** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:24 pm

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor
Edward Albee

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it
E.B. White

Humor is reason gone mad
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
Groucho Marx

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five
Steven Wright

pepper · Post by **pepper** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:25 pm

Oh and this one makes me smile, dont u ever thought it too?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Emo Philips

And for Moley (work more)

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
Mark Twain