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RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD:

Taoism: Shit happens

Buddhism: If shit happens, it`s not really shit

Islam: If shit happens, it`s the will of Allah

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough

Catholicism: Shit happens because you`re bad

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us ?

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind

Stoicism: This shit doesn`t bother me

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t

Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit

Jehovah`s Witnesses: Knock, knock, shit happens

Fallen Spirit’s: No shit

Dorx wrote:
Fallen Spirit’s: No shit

yes baby!