RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD:
Taoism: Shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it`s not really shit
Islam: If shit happens, it`s the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough
Catholicism: Shit happens because you`re bad
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us ?
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind
Stoicism: This shit doesn`t bother me
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t
Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit
Jehovah`s Witnesses: Knock, knock, shit happens
Fallen Spirit’s: No shit
Religions of the World
Moderators: Monk, Satyn, Thandruil
