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You're My Friend

When you are sad
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you sad.

When you are blue
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you

When you are scared
I will take the **** out of you for it every chance i get

When you are worried
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining

When you are confused
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass

When you are sick
Stay away from me until you're better. I dont want whatever you've got

When you smile
I'll know that you finally got laid

When you fall
I will point and laugh at you

Because you're my friend

You lucky, luck *******.

Send this poem to 10 of your closest friends and get depressed because you only have two and one of them isn't speaking to you right at this moment.

P.S

A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.

*Anon*


(this was sent to me as a slideshow - it looked kewl with kittens and stuff)

grats nana you have a friend!

ahh but will you help me move a body?

Banana wrote:ahh but will you help me move a body?

I can give you some strength buffs.

they quote should be,

a friend helps you move,
a real friend helps you move a dead body.

R.I.P Rodney Dangerfield.


But yeah , those rules got for life if you a bloke . if you a chick/babe/Hottie/satyn becuase your a female you have all these things called emotions that help you sort them out better ;P

Gamblor wrote:But yeah , those rules got for life if you a bloke . if you a chick/babe/Hottie/satyn

so your saying satyn isnt a chick, babe or hottie?

another rule men should have ... really read what youre saying

Banana wrote:so your saying satyn isnt a chick, babe or hottie?

another rule men should have ... really read what youre saying

no women should read more into what a man says.

all of those choices i mention are inclusive , and Satyn isn't a hot chick .. she's something more :satyn2: :dirty:

LoL

Gamblor wrote:no women should read more into what a man says.

all of those choices i mention are inclusive , and Satyn isn't a hot chick .. she's something more :satyn2: :dirty:

nice save

Gamblor wrote:no women should read more into what a man says.

all of those choices i mention are inclusive , and Satyn isn't a hot chick .. she's something more :satyn2: :dirty:

you're to scared to say what you really mean PUSSY!