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Men were created before women but a rough draft always comes before a masterpiece!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your man thinks I am


Menopasue, menstual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns...ever notice that all your problems begin with men?



Men are like hardwood floors...lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over them for a lifetime

Not a girl power quote, but a girl quote nonetheless:

'Behind every strong, powerful and rich man is a woman telling him he is wrong'

Three blonde women were walking through a woods (Probly lost loking for the supermarket) And they come across some tracks

The first women says there rabbit tracks

The second women tells here shes wrong and there fox tracks

The third argues that there bear tracks

They argue about what left the tracks there for 10 mins, Then a train hits them. :surrender

Treeeebeard wrote:Three blonde women were walking through a woods (Probly lost loking for the supermarket) And they come across some tracks

The first women says there rabbit tracks

The second women tells here shes wrong and there fox tracks

The third argues that there bear tracks

They argue about what left the tracks there for 10 mins, Then a train hits them. :surrender

I saw that one comming from a mile away :sheepskip

then you must know its true

And that why you dodged the train

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman

Robert Frost:
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Charlotte Whitton:
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Faith Whittlesey:
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

George Carlin:
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Sigmund Freud:
Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?

Women only ever get 2 things wrong ...

Everything they do

and everything they say

Women r perfect and mens r bastids.
Me love women and am drunk as hell atm. No need to say more atm.
No idea what i'm on about here right, now so nvm me. :pwnt:

Banana wrote:Sigmund Freud:
Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?

I'm not quite sure about that austrian... he's somehow strange...