Ok not poems in this thread just some quotes you fin funny or interesting or whatever.... as I am about to go get pissed I thought I would start it with one of the great troublemakers of our times....
"Are you Married?"
"Am I not a Man? And is not a man stupid? I'm a man. So I'm married. Wife, children, house everything. The full catastrophe!" Zorba the Greek
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"Life is trouble only death is not! To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble!" Zorba the Greek
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Quotes
"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought"
"A gun gives you the body, not the bird"
"A clock that no longer works is still right twice a day"
"The harder you look for the meaning of life, the more you realise there is no meaning"
"A gun gives you the body, not the bird"
"A clock that no longer works is still right twice a day"
"The harder you look for the meaning of life, the more you realise there is no meaning"
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Che Xefan, el presidente.
Che Xefan, el presidente.
Made a list of some of the funniest ones I've seen:
'Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. '
Sam Levenson
'When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. '
Gracie Allen
'I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.'
Jack Benny
'I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.'
Oscar Wilde
'I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.'
Joan Rivers
'Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. '
Sam Levenson
'When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. '
Gracie Allen
'I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.'
Jack Benny
'I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.'
Oscar Wilde
'I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.'
Joan Rivers
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
one for wyst
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
Sir Winston Churchill
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mahatma Gandhi
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.
J. R. R. Tolkien,
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Robin Morgan
dont matter who done this first.. who done that etc.. its what u do NOW that counts.
ilaya - hib/excal http://www.pryd.net/showthread.php?p=30528#post30528
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
one for wyst
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
Sir Winston Churchill
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Mahatma Gandhi
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.
J. R. R. Tolkien,
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Robin Morgan
dont matter who done this first.. who done that etc.. its what u do NOW that counts.
ilaya - hib/excal http://www.pryd.net/showthread.php?p=30528#post30528
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