Quotes

Post by **Lieva** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:08 pm

anything i blame you for

Sardine · Post by **Sardine** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:06 pm

Random woman to Winston Churchill:
"If you were my husbund i'd poisen your drink'

Winston's reply:
"If i was your husbund i'd drink it."

Amedor · Post by **Amedor** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:07 pm

Sardine wrote:Random woman to Winston Churchill:
"If you were my husbund i'd poisen your drink'

Winston's reply:
"If i was your husbund i'd drink it."

lol, I've just finally got that

. I am so dumb!

pikeh · Post by **pikeh** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:07 pm

Gomez Addams: "I have seen the unholy maggots, that feast on the dark recesses of the human soul!"

Morticia Addams: "(They're at camp)"

Addams Family Values - classic quote.

Satyn · Post by **Satyn** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:28 pm

K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us all a favor and jump off it.

Amedor · Post by **Amedor** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:48 pm

Satyn wrote:
What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

You would be scared to 1/4 of your life.

Lets say a whole to death is 10.. If your scared half to death your at 5. Then if you get scared half to death again that is 2.5. 2.5/10 = 1/4

Gitt · Post by **Gitt** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:25 pm

Sardine wrote:Random woman to Winston Churchill:
"If you were my husbund i'd poisen your drink'

Winston's reply:
"If i was your husbund i'd drink it."

Random woman = Lady Astor

Belisar · Post by **Belisar** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:06 pm

Once more into the breach dear friends - Zonah the Human Cannonball

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior - A T Hun

It's all a matter of taste - Ronald McDonald

If you can't blind them with science baffle them wuith bullshit - Xest

Ok well their not true really but it would be nice to think they could be

Ankh Morpork · Post by **Ankh Morpork** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:50 am

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

G. K. Chesterton

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.

G. K. Chesterton

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

H. P. Lovecraft

It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.

J. R. R. Tolkien

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

What luck for rulers that men do not think.

Adolf Hitler

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

Socrates

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.

Aleister Crowley

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

Isaac Asimov

/Ankh

Post by **Lieva** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:31 pm

&quot wrote:To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.

Aleister Crowley

that ones quite good...