For Ankh - Explicit lyrics - Rudolf Song

Post by **Lieva** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:00 pm

Rudolf the Red c***ed reindeer
had a very shiny c***
and if you ever saw it
youd just want to suck it off.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor rudolf
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy christmas eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolf with your c*** so bright,
Wont you shag my wife tonight"

<unfortunatly last verse forgotten>

It used to be longer but my memory is poor as i dont really sing it every christmas

or at all...

Created in Bought Ledger - Swan National Leasing - Leicester
Circa 19something.

<ankh> · Post by **<ankh>** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:04 pm

Haha cheers!

/Ankh

Post by **Lieva** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:11 pm

i know it ends with

"wont you shag your mum" but why or how i havent a clue

Post by **Xest** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:12 am

Lieva wrote:i know it ends with

"wont you shag your mum" but why or how i havent a clue

And I'm sure it shall forever remain one of lifes great mysteries with the answer lost in the mists of time

Gandelf · Post by **Gandelf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:08 pm

Filth!

<ankh> · Post by **<ankh>** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:56 am

Good stuff!

Post by **Lieva** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:18 am

Gandelf wrote:Filth!

yup

but gotta admit

the bit with santa is good and funny

Arcsalin · Post by **Arcsalin** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:48 pm

Was santa Marilyn Manson in disguise when it was sung?

Post by **Lieva** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:59 pm

hmm
i dont think the peeps who were making it up with me liked marilyn manson tbh

Arcsalin · Post by **Arcsalin** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:42 pm

heh well the concept of drag claus or Santa Queen is really one of those thoughts discussed privately, preferably with a shrink